1. My email inbox is at 99.91% capacity

2. There are at least 7 non-work meeting/events I should be attending in the next three weeks (and that’s after only getting through the email from yesterday)

3. Will’s cough

4. The car alarm that refuses to go off

5. Eating healthily

6. I just ate 600 calories worth of red hots.

7. Not only did the red hots give me 600 unnecessary calories, they gave me a headache.

8. Despite knowing the red hots were giving me unnecessary calories and a headache, I ate two more handfuls.

9. O.k., three.

10. The stupid ceiling fan that now no longer lights nor fans